beastworu:

when I was a kid the censored ‘i write sins not tragedies’ would come on the radio and i would always sing along but i ended up thinking the song was about doors because he kept saying ‘closing the god “dang” door’ so at the beginning of the song i would sing with all confidence in the chorus

“What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!” says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a door.”

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    When i was a kid i thought the lyrics to ‘chain hang low’ were “do your chain hang low, do your vitamins engrow”

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